Why does California have the most lawyers and New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
. . . New Jersey had first choice!
What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?
. . . With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
How many lawyers can you put on the head of a pin?
. . . Ten, if you make them stand on their heads.
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